Nicole Holofcener
I wrote down some questions for you. I’ll read you some of them and you can tell me if you want to answer. Number one: are you an ass man?
Spike Jonze
Like a man who likes ass over breasts?
Nicole Holofcener
Yeah.
Spike Jonze
I don’t… I don’t know.
Nicole Holofcener
Okay. I have more: How much money do you make? And do you shave your pubic hair?
Spike Jonze
Wow, Nicole. These are great questions.
Nicole Holofcener
I thought so. Four: Do you take antidepressants?
Spike Jonze
These are all right to the core of the themes of the movie, too—especially the one about pubic hair.
Nicole Holofcener
Totally. I have two more. Number five: Tell us in detail about a humiliating sexual experience. Number six: Do you ever wear makeup?
Spike Jonze
Well, this all goes back to the one about the shaving of the pubic hair. If I answer that question, then that sort of answers all of them. And probably also explains some other things, too…
Nicole Holofcener
Everything will become so clear. You don’t have to answer them now if you don’t want to.
Spike Jonze
Okay. I’ll Twitter them to you.